Excerpts

Let me give you excerpts of supposedly typical conversations between me and friends, and how they turn out when we’re all tired, or bored, or frustrated. Hmmm. Scratch that. Normal conversations always turn out this way.. Hahaha

Took this after an important interview. 😉

EXHIBIT A

(Please refer to the photo above)

Facetime cheka moment:

Friend: You went to the interview wearing that sando?

Me: This is not sando! And I wore a cover-up!

IMAGINE, HE REFERRED TO MY SEQUINED TOP AS SANDO! TSK TSK, MALE SPECIES! I.CAN’T.EVEN.

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EXHIBIT B

Facebook chat:

Me: Teh, andami na naming napag-usapan. Career, life, at kung anu-ano pa. Ang hindi lang namin napag-usapan, KAMI. Charot!

Friend: Sana nag-segue ka, “uhmm. Okay na ako. Kumusta naman tayo?”

Now, why didn’t that banat cross my mind?! I should really use that sometime soon. hahaha

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EXHIBIT C

Facetime:

Me: Friend, kanina sa coffee shop, pangatlo pa ako sa pila tapos bonggang lakas pa ng tugtog sa iPod ko. Hindi ko napansin na kinakausap pala ako ng barista na assigned na magcraft ng drink. Sinabihan lang ako nung customer before me na kinakausap daw ako nung barista. So tinanggal ko naman ang earphones ko, ganyan. Pagtingin ko sa barista itey ang sabi:

“Café Latte Ma’am, medium?”

PAAAAAK! Naalala ako!

Friend: Ikaw na teh, ikaw na ang naalala!

Me: Edi medyo nahiya naman ako diba. Pero eto pa, nung pagdating ko sa counter, tinanong ko yung isa pang barista kung umabot ba ang order ko dun sa minimum for me to get their WiFi password. Eto ang sagot:

“Kung hindi umabot Ma’am, it’s okay. I’ll just give you the password.”

PAAAAAAK diba?!

Friend: Dapat sinabi mo, “e yung puso mo, ibibigay mo rin ba?”

I DON’T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT, GAIS, NO MATTER HOW BECKY I AM. I’M REALLY SHY, DEEP INSIDE. BWAHAHAHA

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EXHIBIT D

These lines came up in separate occasions and different brilliant individuals thought of them.

(Inspired by the track “We Found Love”)

Friend 1: She found love in a hopeless face.

Friend 2: They found love in their hopeless case.

I. JUST. DIED.

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So, after reading this post, does anyone of you want to meet or hangout with my friends? 🙂

We’re a really fun bunch, I swear! Pero bawal samin ang pikon. 😉

-H

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